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Today I ran towards Jesseapos;s jeep and he raced after me. Just as I opened the door, he collided with me, and my head slammed against the narrow edge of the door. I initially thought my skull had cracked and my brains had surely been exposed and death was pending, but I luckily escaped with only a large entertaining bump just above my left eye.
It was actually hilarious.

The rest of the day was pretty good. Iapos;m really no good at Super Smash Bros.
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